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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Planning For The Rapture


Feeling lonely?

A smart person, whether saved or not, should have a plan for the Rapture of the Church before it takes place.

The best plan, of course, is to be saved prior to that happening. However, for those of you (atheists, muslims, hindus, & etc.) that are not willing to admit that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that He died as a sacrifice for your sins, then you need to plan ahead. I don't mean just for the Gog/Magog invasion or the coming of the antichrist, but also the immediate future after the Rapture. I am talking about the first few minutes, hours, and days after the Rapture happens.

Think about it. How many believers may be driving big rigs at that time?? What happens when that big 18-wheeler traveling 70+ miles per hour is suddenly unmanned by the Rapture??? Approximately 70,000 pounds of truck, trailer, and cargo will be barreling, out of control, down the highway left to chance at where it will finally stop. How about your bedroom at 3am? Something to think about...

Or let's consider if the pilot and co-pilot of your airplane flight across the country are believers? Then all of the sudden...WOOSH!...and they're gone? Where will the plane crash? What about you and the people on board? What about the destruction on the ground? How many of the firefighters and police officers are believers that are assigned to the area of the crash?

As many destructive possibilities can occur as the mind can ponder...and this will go on for days and months as people realize that they relied on certain people to be in critical positions at certain times to ensure that things were handled on-time and in a proper manner.

Just consider this...do you know how to maintain a dam that holds back tons of water and prevents the flooding of the below communities? Do you know how to properly maintain a nuclear missile silo? What if you have a "rectifier fail" alarm at the central office of your local telephone company when the commercial power goes out? Do you know what a "rectifier fail" alarm is???



...and that's just the beginning...



"You are the salt of the earth," Jesus said in Matthew 5:13.


What is salt? It is used for flavoring, but was first used as preservative. People used to (and still do) preserve their meats using salt. If the salt is removed, then what happens? Rotting, putrid meat is what happens. Only good for the filthiest of animals (vultures, maggots, crustaceans, & etc.).

Likewise, if the Christians (the salt) are removed from the earth (the meat), then what do you have? Chaos, despair, and fear will reign. The world will have lost, for the most part, it's moral compass. You won't have those pesky Christians to protest abortion, gay marriage, pot smoking, child prostitution, and the like. It will be like the dam busting loose. Not only will abortions, gay marriage, and "what-not" be tolerated--it will be encouraged. And worse...do you wish that you never gave birth to your teenager? Blam! Blam! Blam!...problem solved. Want to marry Fido? Get a four-legged tuxedo. Or maybe you're not ready to commit. Just have an ecological orgy. Everything is free game. Young, old, human, animal, plant...kill'em, eat'em, make-out with'em, dry'em out and smoke'em. Because who knows? You might be next. Kill or be killed will be the rule.

What if you are raptured and your child is not? Who will he/she look to for protection and provisions? The answer: whoever is left behind. Maybe they're nice. Maybe they're child-molesters. Maybe they're cannibals...


So what's the plan?

Become a survivalist or become friends with a survivalist (even if they are a believer), then you will know where they keep their stash. Don't worry about being accused of thievery, if your survivalist friend is a believer, then they won't need it where they are going.

Food, water, guns, ammo, and protection from the elements. Oh, and if you don't have a gun or ammo, you can have mine. I don't plan on being here.

Or you could just become a believer and forego all of this. Just read the column at the right-hand of your screen and get saved. It's much better than being tracked by a rapist cannibal...trust me.


I'm out,
I'm out.
Watchman

4 comments:

  1. SEPARATION OF RAUNCH AND STATE

    (It's still legal - and always God-honoring - to air messages like the following. See Ezekiel 3:18-19. In light of government backing of raunchy behavior (such offenders were even executed in early America!), maybe the separation we really need is the "separation of raunch and state"!)

    In Luke 17 in the New Testament, Jesus said that one of the big "signs" that will happen shortly before His return to earth as Judge will be a repeat of the "days of Lot" (see Genesis 19 for details). So gays are actually helping to fulfill this same worldwide "sign" (and making the Bible even more believable!) and thus hurrying up the return of the Judge! They are accomplishing what many preachers haven't accomplished! Gays couldn't have accomplished this by just coming out of closets into bedrooms. Instead, they invented new architecture - you know, closets opening on to Main Streets where little kids would be able to watch naked men having sex with each other at festivals in places like San Francisco (where their underground saint - San Andreas - may soon get a big jolt out of what's going on over his head!). Thanks, gays, for figuring out how to bring back our resurrected Saviour even quicker!

    [If you would care to learn about the depraved human "pigpen" that regularly occurs in Nancy Pelosi's district in California, Google "Zombietime" and click on "Up Your Alley Fair" in the left column. And to think - horrors - that she is only two levels away from being President!]

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  2. No doubt that the "days of Lot" are upon us just as Jesus said in Luke 17:28-30.

    I am so thankful that even within all of this mess, there are still those who know that Jesus is the Son of God, that Jesus is the Messiah, and that only through Him can anyone be saved.

    I'm ready for the Rapture, and I hope it is today. However, if it is not, then it will come at the perfect timing of our Lord and Savior--Jesus Christ.

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